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and it seems im down to my last million, no its true, now my husband is planning on sacking the cleaner. could things get any worse you might think, well they have cause if he sacks the cleaner i will have to get my nails done twice a week, so thats not going to save me any money, any one any ideas, thanks 1) I strongly suggest that you limit your cruises to twice a year. 2) Sacking the cleaners will not save enough to put up with the chores it will cause...find another place to save...IF I sacked the cleaners, I would pay dearly in other ways...no thanks 3) cut the Lawn services entirely, park a rusted out auto in the drive...the neighbors will take pity and mow your lawn for you ..this makes them feel good about themselves and gets you a mowed lawn to boot. 4) Spread the story in the neighborhood that you have disinherited all your children, that your estate is up for grabs...You will find the most amazing volunteers to do everything for you ....quite suddenly, people you have never known will be crawling all over themselves to help you do anything you ask. 5) Form a car pool to do all your errands...conveniently have your car in the shop everyday it is your turn to drive. This, coupled with number 4, will certainly get you all the free rides you need....want to see relatives in New England..... no problem. 6) Call "Rent A Wreck" and rent 7 cars for a day...park them all in front of your house...now, spread it around that you are in trouble with the mortgage and have rented out rooms to illegals to pay the monthly bills....that will get everyone to hopping.. 7) If you do as directed, you can live a decent life and pay little or no bills. IF and when you go on those cruises, make sure you tell everyone that you are going to the Emergency room, for you need medical care, and that is the only way you can get it free.... Good luck Have you taken your pills today?? Cut your nails and get some rubber gloves darling. what...are you being serious?! i'm confused...youre worried about getting your nails done? weird! Maybe you could get him to pay the cleaner in kind? Either that, or give up on the cleaning. You're nails are more important than a bit of grime lol you will have to hold your Cap out this is rediculous q a million ppound would last for a long time if you were just using it for food hair and nails ect. |
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