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| *Loan,banking and credit>>>insurance agent |
I need some legal advice about an insurance claim I submitted to my car insurance agent? |
I actually have two claims and wondered if I will get reimbursed. 1) $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to my truck cabin. The damage was caused by attacking fighter jets. 2) $665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to my trailer. I claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing my mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment. Since becoming a Acme Insurance customer in January of this year, I have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. I also have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings." Do you think I'll win this time? Way to plagiarize someone else's work. This is from a parody letter from a GEICO agent to Optimus Prime, the Transformer. Funny letter, too bad you stole it! I highly doubt it. U better be careful or they will throw u in jail for insurance fraud. Sorry, "Acts of War" not covered... Also not covered, Terrorism, Flood, Meterorite and Rioting. 1. No. The most you are entitled to is the actual cash value of your truck. And governmental action is excluded. 2. No. Mobile homes need a seperate policy, and NOT part of the car policy. Additionally, if you want a claim for damages for anything that you can find in a Japanese dubbed movie, like Ultraman, you need the "Godzilla" endorsement added to it. It does cover giant monsters, both real and artificial. It's kind of a ripoff policy, that Acme one, because as you've noticed, beings that THINK they are sentient, usually aren't. agent, 21+ years I think you are wasting everyone's time with such an outlandish, ( and not funny) question. ex-insurance broker |
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