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Help with Insurance Fraud? |
How can I "accidently" make it look like my house burned down. Is there a way to successfully do this. I don't think I can (or want) to help you "accidentally" burn your house down, but if you need a good laugh, I copied the following from an insurance fraud site: 1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull. 3. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 4. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. 5. As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. 6. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I saw two kangaroos having it off in the middle of the road. So I hit them, which caused me to ejaculate through the sunroof. 7. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. 8. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end. 9. I pulled in to the side of the road because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket. 10. The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo. Yes, but I'm not going to tell you. That's why everyone's insurance is so high. no they can find it out You could "accidentally" trip, and drop a candle on your curtains. Insurance isn't an automatic guarantee of payment. You may do that, and end up stone out of luck. Hire an unlicensed electrician to redo your wiring. you need some help |
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